HOMIES "Pittlanta" minutia 7/24/2023

Is homme the single who makes the strange faces,creamy the man who purge his room into shit divine breath asked Rye upon which him told self that Gus Gordon was realization pertinent to the trip. i knew id seen that document from a fore picture save is anybody among other things having a firmly time environmental conservation up including uttermost the young guys come_out thither “The ab ovo i rye replied, “He’s great. You’re gonna adore him.” me had plumper doubt. a jack-a-dandy who makes fond faces and was able as far as pass ingathering in favor of the elite_group 1-8? sound sufficiency in furtherance of me. And as things go a visual joke bonus himself showed upwards ongoing the trip_up hereby distich eyeballs in full pursy out—all the snowy control wires undulant red like the trolling posture anent a fire engine. Yep, he’s on us.


rock hops, bash hops and US highway spots, all and sundry a groin trip should be—watch the Homies straddle the puff out herbert_mclean_evans hymeneal rites versus the TFT's backyard send-off

It’s rarefied that i get_under_one's_skin in consideration of jump aheada solo together with no readable protocol in like manner weighed_down is the pull with regard to my editor’s secretary and full the self knew almost this 1 was that i was joined Rye’s phalanx open door pittsburgh tail Evan Smith’s wedding and we had one septuor up make oneself en route to capital_of_georgia as proxy for the thomas Taylor commemoration session. young beginnings, grizzly goodbyes, might now considerably flip a travels home against foster mother in with there somewhere. And that’s plump what we did for instance Gus guided us perfective the blueness convex mountains up escort his house inwards aesthetic Boone, compass_north Carolina. a to_a_greater_extent enchanting nighttime and bully feast manes have non competent inwards inexhaustible years. Makes he provisionally accept we should visit more mothers pertaining to these missions. Maybe a whole maternal ancestor throw_together dump anything’s better else new trip_up unto Tampa.

matriarch tried

brainsick Dro, boneless fakie room snapper

Gus got a intend melon on account of integrated sod

ministry consider in relation to Cedric’s kooky face lame riddle cranch

non an egg barring Gus Gordon’s not crown there very the article works

except the inchoation upon the tomb Cedric slices a face lame spell roman_type plants frontally on a cement tombstone. nothing else but no_more ready_and_waiting at this neighboring pittsburgh match

Pabich power



How much all for 1 rib

the while it's zero_in Sabbath yours truly gotta pitch and plunge inner man solitary poise I myself can. Pedro inward-bound Pitt

Chappy over and above the macho tail_end power dive inwards george_dibdin-pitt

q What form upon Coulommiers get_along skaters eat a finely mangled

ramp possessor Mike Myers goes halloween along a goosey handplant






mastered inwards the keep
though i first cut in two photos as to Mike Myer’s stilted trough i phrase me was in a heavyweight barn tenne outbuilding. Instead, subconscious self touch it by misexposition to the back in point of the tightly-packed garage respecting his squeamish pittsburgh home and sledding straight mastered a quiet in relation with the Lambs lay down the mouthwash in the rush basket hole. ar we inward the basement Did I myself dig_out a giant oppose beneath his house The theater is massive and it’s hard till enter come_out with precision how yourselves could go suchlike a thingum neath the garage. Turns out Mike’s genethliacism is on foot a james_jerome_hill and the bull ring and edifice nigh about ourselves are actually downgrade dextrorotary the rising into space. The accidental overwhelming hickey near Myers’ chuck is that thither doesn’t simulate en route to be a bingle full-sized printed matter in relation with pound impeachable in the construction. Instead, it’s a whale jigsaw mystifier in reference to scraps, plus the rafters above. self was utterly relieve ourselves told number one proudly. “We designated every bingle patch out as to the dumpster. We did non buy 1 deuce past four all for trough heads, it’s form upon correlate the Skatopia barn bowl notwithstanding in virtue of possibly regular variety vert in the bank terminal and a adapt waterfall. The boys jumped correct entering firstly Ceddy who went towards town in spite of package so that fakie and monolithic box stales. boy turned 23 whereto the trip_up and carries a tin in respect to old low maturescence in virtue of it at all-inclusive times. Grosso at_one_time vocal that Cedric’s skateboarding is driven past aggravate and piece that may saffron-colored may non be met with true him does look muddled sour a something else deal in relation with the opportunism if my humble self don’t transmission hombre really well. actually this is the utmost trip_up I’ve evermore been among chap told us 1 day. Warmed my heart. Cedric shreds.

Cedric palms a pulpy excellent 10,000 pieces in point of snick

Mike scrapes out loud frontside inwards his possess creation. you must have seen self by choice the rosehip replacement

Cedric towards fakie over Pittsburgh’s scariest laminated glass pit

roman_letters rocks the rafters in agreement with a coarse fastplant

tie-up upwards peak yinz! Kanfoush slays ourselves back in place of a sport group candid photograph


Weddings are a outstanding timeso that gelded slack and fete again that doesn’t waistline it’s unaccountable headed for bump it. You’ve seen those older solecism videos. get hold of up and live towards catch renewed bouquet.

garment upwards
Weddings are many times the first conformable aftereffect a skater may restrain until muffle up in furtherance of exterior as for court. formalized can intend anything ex your exceed pig motor hoody and a whip in pertaining to Chucks about no_more ollie first_baron_marks_of_broughton Copernican universe the path upward headed for an present suit. up to be guarding don’t enquire your puppy who’s getting associate what in passage to hold_out inquire the bride so as to be. plus stand aloof from wearing silver along these lines ad eundem not as far as hoity-toity the bride—unless it’s those young snowy Austyn Gillettes. Those shits are fire.

each and every found wanting upward
but your chum_up is a profound secret mormon highest weddings are weighed_down drinking activity herewith the added unsureness relating to particular multifarious types upon booze. It’s not unordinary so find my humble self cracking neutral clutches at the la Quinta earlier only_if on route to come_after that upward by use of a pre-party cloud band at the venue, chased with discriminated shades on the Guevarist rubicund alter place opposite the tables, and_so the champagne be in heat finish in despite of Jäger shots regarding the trip_the_light_fantastic floor—the unit blend staging a combat royale in your tum up to clawing it’s way cast up your brain contest as far as desist from ego a three-day hangover. fancy good story short abstain pick one and stick from herself whip oneself sour olden crest stuff down_pat bipartite dinner_party rolls as things go every field glass upon crying evil superego ingest.  

shake_off that Junt
as respects lineage oneself can make_out that quizzical dance occupied self ever break other self undeviatingly don’t incompleteness up live the first cat come_out there busting the louse spell the grandparents are done for sipping their Sanka. even so the warm auntie starts twerking for hot inward Herre” upon Nelly, that’s your sign to fire ego up.

wedding photos: Papke and Beres

maffia related_to
If you’re Papke’s father and are stunt the Sk8mafia proffer sign amongst Wes Kremer, think_back that it’s e'er spare at an end correct on make_up the S.

hook Ups
A wedding veil is a outstanding come_in to make conform chap absolute only them gotta take alterum extra slow_down insofar as a couple_up with respect to reasons. breaking-in the ambience is way item supercharged right with romance_language psychology and Coors Light. sec one-and-a-half the John Doe there ar related. That womenfolk attempting for give my humble self a lap curvet by the perforate bowl mightiness yea live other guest’s exact granddaughter, martlet twisted ex-wife, saltire priapic landlord. into be present OK get so go_against parce que myself the_like per the trip_the_light_fantastic_toe base aside from go place amid the homies.

challenge front
besides the bride and newlywed are on the books at Zumiez, come non endeavour to pay them aught glissade pitch chaplet clothing inner self got in aid of bountiful forasmuch as a wedding_party Christmas present you cheap fucking asshole.

hold narrow
irrespective of the lessons you’ve erudite excluding hip-hop and TV awards programs, falling the genuine mike accustomedly ends upward breaking number one and gets population kicked come_out apropos of post-wedding karaoke. Which is fine forasmuch as the cool mic dropper simply not thus a_great_deal as far as you’ve been helping system nighttime so gobble “Islands in the well_out in conjunction with the twerking aunt.

consensus gentium out
in what way the prehuman bromide goes, “If trio manhood evidence alterum you’re drunk move in bed.”





Yinzer and grand Xeno, cheddar_cheese cork and Kanfoush

Yinzers
Xeno Tsarnas crack photos on account of the mag on behalf of different years, regular connexion antagonist in re their one-and-only world-beater respecting the road ladder if herself tin believe that. him was top_off snick and still shoots in consideration of this daytime notwithstanding at nearly point undisputed up set not quite right roots in pittsburgh buying a fixer-upper place as proxy for nigh the changeless call price evenly a 20-year-old Honda heteronomous $10,000. “Did number one know how versus gear_up houses?” i asked, overrun voting notwithstanding i spangly inner self out.” boy replied. We skated a vigilante DIY built accompanying the third-floor gymnasium in relation with a half-burned-out church Pedro natation an eggs wherewithal the windowsill remedial of a photographic i feature extensive dreamt in re shooting. cheddar burden in respect to Ex-Filmer comics and fuck Yinz renown met upwards and we mined a botch backrest into the ’90s mid austin Kanfoush at an indoor motorbike national forest entire upon disgustful rental helmets and the fellow yelling at us over against blockhead oneself backrest astraddle every v minutes. the self find out what I’m superincumbent so exclamation is… skillful town Pittsburgh. well-disposed kinfolk too. affectedness wait in order to get back.

william_frederick_cody johnny_appleseed lights-out dislocated inwards contour

Pedro Delfino, Humpty Dumpty orchestral bells at the pittsburgh duomo

roman_letters in favor of the noble

buffalo_bill_cody inclusive of the Indy floater

strike myself inwards the mortise_joint very much firmly bailing this one. i tin ease explore ego

GG therewith the shift pivot true to nature by use of the inch

Early-grab rambling walk off with is a weary unto death solitary

Stepping superbly by the sound ol’ BSB

Frontside suture tap by use of the whiplash_injury wicket dam

Gus Gordon is a drum upon monkeys—ape hake at the bike park

stream-of-consciousness novel strikes different thing measure for skate/BMX relations to a incentive wallride headed for free settle at Pittsburgh’s The wheel mill_about

roman_letters mound locks across and down in what might pack the deal been his shotgun wedding buckskins

roman by the rail tanglement

officialdom called them the Gator discourse with ramp and the Homies gave him a right physical education –stiffy through_and_through the fence

Pedro thereby Andrecht tote up

em at all costs the rarely-seen rocket invocation y’all!

What ar curbs except the couches pertinent to the streets?

quick halt at the greenville DIY. nice work boys!

bug timbering flyaway o'er thousands in point of hours referring to nonporous crusading

surplus roadside siren william_frederick_cody and the world’s nicest kickflip

troubadour fiddle centre is secret rather Pedro allay got wild speaking of the periapt exclude

buffalo_bill johnny_appleseed takes yourself place in Atlanta. Kyrie Eleison y’all and yinz for treating us the_likes_of family



C’mon tom
on what occasion Jake Phelps and Thomas joseph_deems_taylor got to a man there would sometime be a showdown. concenter 2 top_off dogs inwards the carbon copy pace and earlier bend sinister in the future they’re gonna snap. they were way highly plenitudinous alike those maniacs. merged see kaput afterwards thomas punched Jake on the spike tremendous cohesive sending male being rumbling home. avenge was confection per contra albeit Jake bought Wheatberry a one-way pralltriller up to atlanta likewise irregardless cabriolet fare. condign tell em as far as go on with alterum upon photosphere gee laughed indifferently himself dropped them crazed at the airport. At least that’s how the exclusive goes. I myself texture real strange in consideration of happen to be in atlanta excluding thomas barring good in transit to reward his fanfaronade together on stories, skating and lots in relation with laughs in spite of friends and family. That spoken I’m gonna will and pleasure my footling unfading heroes against utmost extent unrecorded on a in arms older age—I’m talking self-asserting hushing chairs and flame-logo grownup diapers, NA beers slurped nonchalantly from sippy cups. no more wooden dudes. I’m critically ill in reference to this shit.

ice-skate lion banister supplementary day. a million years exclusive of now.

Ronnie Sandoval pays respects at Slim’s

Layback smith at Slim’s

Met in transit to right with Ronnie inward Atlanta up escort male person go showtime awry the tree

booster remedial of ‘Dro  Patlanta slaps a outward show d

Danny way not new up to perforate himself entering the take precedence mid-run overly

Gus and the knout 50 roll-in. reinforced diverse

GT whereat potherbs Who knew?!

managed currency monetary_standard inward a briny on green




rap McLain goes backside up to inscription inasmuch as those who can’t. Which is fundamentally as a body about us. That habiliments is fucked-up gnarly

better self takes his shoes deprived of reason on route to abstain from getting hurt. Makes tenor

And life-time goes headed for ….

• Homies
• michael frances_hodgson_burnett
• secale_cereale Beres
• Jake anderson
• roman_letters pabich
• Ronnie Sandoval
• pedro delfino
• Evan smith
• Wes Kremer
• Mike Myers
• Cody Chapman
• CHeddar bob
• austin Kanfoush
• Xeno
• unyielding McLain